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JokesAreAwesome.com Latest Jokes JokesAreAwesome.com Latest JokesThere are these three women A redhead a…Where can you buy a 3 headed flying pur…why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more… http://ftr.fivefilters.org/makefulltextfeed.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Fftr.fivefilters.org%2Fmakefulltextfeed.php%3Furl%3Dhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.jokesareawesome.com%252Frss%252Flatest%252F25%252F%26max%3D5&max=5 The 25 latest jokes from the joke database at JokesAreAwesome.com http://jokesareawesome.com/joke/1009/there_are_these_three_women_a_redhead_a… http://jokesareawesome.com/joke/1009/there_are_these_three_women_a_redhead_a… <h2>Joke 1009</h2> <div class=”joke” id=”joke_1009″ readability=”10.791271347249″> <p>There are these three women A redhead a brunette and a blonde. And they start to talk about their daughters. The red head says “you know i caught my daughter with cigars i did not know she smoked!” then the brunette says ” I know! i found booze in my daughters room i didnt know mine drank!” then the blonde says..”OMG i like totally know where ur coming form OMG, i found like these these ummm condoms!? in my daughters room…like OMG i didnt know she had *whispers* a penisssss”</p> <div class=”bottom”> <div class=”rating” id=”rating_joke_1009″> <ul class=”star-rating”><li class=”current-rating”>Currently 3.33333/5 Stars.</li> <li></li> <li></li> <li></li> <li></li> <li></li> </ul></div> <p>tags:</p> </div> </div> <p><strong><a href=”https://blockads.fivefilters.org”></a></strong> <a href=”https://blockads.fivefilters.org/acceptable.html”>(Why?)</a></p> de text/html http://jokesareawesome.com/joke/1009/there_are_these_three_women_a_redhead_a… http://jokesareawesome.com/joke/1008/where_can_you_buy_a_3_headed_flying_pur… http://jokesareawesome.com/joke/1008/where_can_you_buy_a_3_headed_flying_pur… <p><em>[unable to retrieve full-text content]</em></p><p><em>[unable to retrieve full-text content]</em></p><p><em>[unable to retrieve full-text content]</em></p><p><em>[unable to retrieve full-text content]</em></p>Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?<br /> <br /> <br /> Ebay. text/html http://jokesareawesome.com/joke/1008/where_can_you_buy_a_3_headed_flying_pur… http://jokesareawesome.com/joke/1007/why_couldnt_the_teddy_bear_eat_any_more… http://jokesareawesome.com/joke/1007/why_couldnt_the_teddy_bear_eat_any_more… <p><em>[unable to retrieve full-text content]</em></p><p><em>[unable to retrieve full-text content]</em></p><p><em>[unable to retrieve full-text content]</em></p><p><em>[unable to retrieve full-text content]</em></p>why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more thanksgiving dinner?<br /> <br /> he was already stuffed! text/html http://jokesareawesome.com/joke/1007/why_couldnt_the_teddy_bear_eat_any_more… (Why?) Published at Product DescriptionHow does a snail feel when it loses its shell? A little sluggish. Da dum! This is the bestselling calendar that supplies class clowns and family jokesters with hundreds of jokes, puns, and riddles that are so, so bad—yet hilariously funny. Here is day after day of knock-knocks, lawyer jokes, chicken jokes, bar jokes, dad jokes, doctor jokes, and more. What happened when the students’ shoelaces got tangled together? They went on a class trip. Guffaws, groans, and belly laughs...

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why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more…

why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more… [unable to retrieve full-text content] why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more thanksgiving dinner? he was already stuffed!Published at Product DescriptionThis pocket-sized gift book is packed with hilarious jokes every guys needs in his repertoire.This little black book has everything aspiring cut-ups, comedians, and reformed class clowns need to win at comedy. Covering everything from roasts and toasts to historical footnotes to alternate versions of beloved old chestnuts, this indispensable reference is great for any occasion. Plus tips on telling jokes and much, much more:• Nine Jokes about Heaven and Hell• Eight Jokes Just for Kids• Nineteen Jokes Definitely Not for Kids• Six Jokes about Lightbulbs• Seven Jokes about Bars• The World’s Only Funny Knock-Knock Joke Price: $5.07 Quirk...

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Where can you buy a 3 headed flying pur…
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Where can you buy a 3 headed flying pur…

Where can you buy a 3 headed flying pur… [unable to retrieve full-text content] Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses? Ebay.Published at Product DescriptionIt’s the mother of all kids’ joke books—an all-encompassing, gut-busting, and bestselling collection of more than 1,700 jokes, tongue-twisters, riddles, and puns for all occasions. Here are 61 elephant jokes, including: What did the elephant say when he walked into the post office? / Ouch! Dozens of knock-knock jokes, like: Knock-knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked. That’s why I knocked! Plus teacher jokes and creature jokes, doctor jokes and robber jokes, food jokes, gross jokes, why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road jokes, and name-game jokes: What do you call a man in a tiger’s cage? / Claude. And for all aspiring comedians, there are joke-telling pointers and tips, funny facts, and spotlights on comic TV shows, books, and actors, from Steve Carell to Tina Fey to SpongeBob Squarepants. It’s the ultimate gift for the incurable jokester.   Price: $2.65 An all-encompassing collection of jokes, tongue twisters, riddles, and punsOrganized into categories for easy referenceEven includes a section to write your own jokes downSoftcover, 280...

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There are these three women A redhead a…
Jan14

There are these three women A redhead a…

There are these three women A redhead a… Joke 1009 There are these three women A redhead a brunette and a blonde. And they start to talk about their daughters. The red head says “you know i caught my daughter with cigars i did not know she smoked!” then the brunette says ” I know! i found booze in my daughters room i didnt know mine drank!” then the blonde says..”OMG i like totally know where ur coming form OMG, i found like these these ummm condoms!? in my daughters room…like OMG i didnt know she had *whispers* a penisssss” Currently 3.33333/5 Stars. tags: (Why?) Published at Product DescriptionOver 1.5 million sold!USA TODAY bestseller!Wall Street Journal bestseller!What happens to race car drivers when they eat too much? They get indy-gestion. Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids provides children ages 7-10 many hours of fun and laughter. Young readers will have a blast sharing this collection of hundreds of one-liners, knock knock jokes, tongue twisters, and more with their friends and family! This mega-bestselling book will have children rolling on the floor with laughter and is sure to be a great gift idea for any child. Price:...

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There are these three women A redhead a…

There are these three women A redhead a… Joke 1009 There are these three women A redhead a brunette and a blonde. And they start to talk about their daughters. The red head says “you know i caught my daughter with cigars i did not know she smoked!” then the brunette says ” I know! i found booze in my daughters room i didnt know mine drank!” then the blonde says..”OMG i like totally know where ur coming form OMG, i found like these these ummm condoms!? in my daughters room…like OMG i didnt know she had *whispers* a penisssss” Currently 3.33333/5 Stars. tags: (Why?) Published at Product DescriptionOver 1.5 million sold!USA TODAY bestseller!Wall Street Journal bestseller!What happens to race car drivers when they eat too much? They get indy-gestion. Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids provides children ages 7-10 many hours of fun and laughter. Young readers will have a blast sharing this collection of hundreds of one-liners, knock knock jokes, tongue twisters, and more with their friends and family! This mega-bestselling book will have children rolling on the floor with laughter and is sure to be a great gift idea for any child. Price:...

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Joke of the Day: Wife came home early

One day, a wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. Naturally, she was very upset. “You are a disrespectful pig!” she cried. “How dare you do this to me! I’m a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I’m leaving you. I want a divorce right away!” The husband replied, “Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened.” “Go ahead,” she sobbed, “but they’ll be the last words you’ll say to me!” So the husband began, “Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn’t eaten for three days. So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night. The ones you wouldn’t eat because you’re afraid you’ll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments! Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don’t wear because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don’t wear because I don’t have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don’t wear just to annoy her and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don’t wear because someone at work has a pair the same.” The husband took a quick breath and continued, “She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said…” “Do you have anything else that your wife doesn’t use?” ——- .info Domains names for only $4.99, .com only $8.99 at...

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