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JokesAreAwesome.com Latest Jokes JokesAreAwesome.com Latest JokesThere are these three women A redhead a…Where can you buy a 3 headed flying pur…why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more… http://ftr.fivefilters.org/makefulltextfeed.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Fftr.fivefilters.org%2Fmakefulltextfeed.php%3Furl%3Dhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.jokesareawesome.com%252Frss%252Flatest%252F25%252F%26max%3D5&max=5 The 25 latest jokes from the joke database at JokesAreAwesome.com http://jokesareawesome.com/joke/1009/there_are_these_three_women_a_redhead_a… http://jokesareawesome.com/joke/1009/there_are_these_three_women_a_redhead_a… <h2>Joke 1009</h2> <div class=”joke” id=”joke_1009″ readability=”10.791271347249″> <p>There are these three women A redhead a brunette and a blonde. And they start to talk about their daughters. The red head says “you know i caught my daughter with cigars i did not know she smoked!” then the brunette says ” I know! i found booze in my daughters room i didnt know mine drank!” then the blonde says..”OMG i like totally know where ur coming form OMG, i found like these these ummm condoms!? in my daughters room…like OMG i didnt know she had *whispers* a penisssss”</p> <div class=”bottom”> <div class=”rating” id=”rating_joke_1009″> <ul class=”star-rating”><li class=”current-rating”>Currently 3.33333/5 Stars.</li> <li></li> <li></li> <li></li> <li></li> <li></li> </ul></div> <p>tags:</p> </div> </div> <p><strong><a href=”https://blockads.fivefilters.org”></a></strong> <a href=”https://blockads.fivefilters.org/acceptable.html”>(Why?)</a></p> de text/html http://jokesareawesome.com/joke/1009/there_are_these_three_women_a_redhead_a… http://jokesareawesome.com/joke/1008/where_can_you_buy_a_3_headed_flying_pur… http://jokesareawesome.com/joke/1008/where_can_you_buy_a_3_headed_flying_pur… <p><em>[unable to retrieve full-text content]</em></p><p><em>[unable to retrieve full-text content]</em></p><p><em>[unable to retrieve full-text content]</em></p><p><em>[unable to retrieve full-text content]</em></p>Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?<br /> <br /> <br /> Ebay. text/html http://jokesareawesome.com/joke/1008/where_can_you_buy_a_3_headed_flying_pur… http://jokesareawesome.com/joke/1007/why_couldnt_the_teddy_bear_eat_any_more… http://jokesareawesome.com/joke/1007/why_couldnt_the_teddy_bear_eat_any_more… <p><em>[unable to retrieve full-text content]</em></p><p><em>[unable to retrieve full-text content]</em></p><p><em>[unable to retrieve full-text content]</em></p><p><em>[unable to retrieve full-text content]</em></p>why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more thanksgiving dinner?<br /> <br /> he was already stuffed! text/html http://jokesareawesome.com/joke/1007/why_couldnt_the_teddy_bear_eat_any_more… (Why?) Published...

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why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more… [unable to retrieve full-text content] why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more thanksgiving dinner? he was already stuffed!Published at Product DescriptionThis pocket-sized gift book is packed with hilarious jokes every guys needs in his repertoire.This little black book has everything aspiring cut-ups, comedians, and reformed class clowns need to win at comedy. Covering everything from roasts and toasts to historical footnotes to alternate versions of beloved old chestnuts, this indispensable reference is great for any occasion. Plus tips on telling jokes and much, much more:• Nine Jokes about Heaven and Hell• Eight Jokes Just for Kids• Nineteen Jokes Definitely Not for Kids• Six Jokes about Lightbulbs• Seven Jokes about Bars• The World’s Only Funny Knock-Knock Joke Price: $6.94 Quirk...

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Where can you buy a 3 headed flying pur…
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Where can you buy a 3 headed flying pur…

Where can you buy a 3 headed flying pur… [unable to retrieve full-text content] Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses? Ebay.Published at Product DescriptionIt’s the mother of all kids’ joke books—an all-encompassing, gut-busting, and bestselling collection of more than 1,700 jokes, tongue-twisters, riddles, and puns for all occasions. Here are 61 elephant jokes, including: What did the elephant say when he walked into the post office? / Ouch! Dozens of knock-knock jokes, like: Knock-knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked. That’s why I knocked! Plus teacher jokes and creature jokes, doctor jokes and robber jokes, food jokes, gross jokes, why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road jokes, and name-game jokes: What do you call a man in a tiger’s cage? / Claude. And for all aspiring comedians, there are joke-telling pointers and tips, funny facts, and spotlights on comic TV shows, books, and actors, from Steve Carell to Tina Fey to SpongeBob Squarepants. It’s the ultimate gift for the incurable jokester.   Price: $7.08 An all-encompassing collection of jokes, tongue twisters, riddles, and punsOrganized into categories for easy referenceEven includes a section to write your own jokes downSoftcover, 288...

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Jan14

There are these three women A redhead a…

There are these three women A redhead a… Joke 1009 There are these three women A redhead a brunette and a blonde. And they start to talk about their daughters. The red head says “you know i caught my daughter with cigars i did not know she smoked!” then the brunette says ” I know! i found booze in my daughters room i didnt know mine drank!” then the blonde says..”OMG i like totally know where ur coming form OMG, i found like these these ummm condoms!? in my daughters room…like OMG i didnt know she had *whispers* a penisssss” Currently 3.33333/5 Stars. tags: (Why?) Published at Product DescriptionOver 1.5 million sold!USA TODAY bestseller!Wall Street Journal bestseller!What happens to race car drivers when they eat too much? They get indy-gestion. Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids provides children ages 7-10 many hours of fun and laughter. Young readers will have a blast sharing this collection of hundreds of one-liners, knock knock jokes, tongue twisters, and more with their friends and family! This mega-bestselling book will have children rolling on the floor with laughter and is sure to be a great gift idea for any child. Price: $2.00 Laugh Out Loud Jokes for...

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Jan14

There are these three women A redhead a…

There are these three women A redhead a… Joke 1009 There are these three women A redhead a brunette and a blonde. And they start to talk about their daughters. The red head says “you know i caught my daughter with cigars i did not know she smoked!” then the brunette says ” I know! i found booze in my daughters room i didnt know mine drank!” then the blonde says..”OMG i like totally know where ur coming form OMG, i found like these these ummm condoms!? in my daughters room…like OMG i didnt know she had *whispers* a penisssss” Currently 3.33333/5 Stars. tags: (Why?) Published at Product DescriptionOver 1.5 million sold!USA TODAY bestseller!Wall Street Journal bestseller!What happens to race car drivers when they eat too much? They get indy-gestion. Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids provides children ages 7-10 many hours of fun and laughter. Young readers will have a blast sharing this collection of hundreds of one-liners, knock knock jokes, tongue twisters, and more with their friends and family! This mega-bestselling book will have children rolling on the floor with laughter and is sure to be a great gift idea for any child. Price: $2.00 Laugh Out Loud Jokes for...

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Joke of the Day: Customs

A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked: “Excuse me Father, could I ask a favor?” “Of course my child, What can I do for you?” “Here is the problem, I bought myself a new sophisticated hair remover gadget for which I paid an enormous sum of money. I have really gone over the declaration limits and I am worried that they will confiscate it at customs. Do you think you could hide it under your cassock?” “Of course I could, my child, but you must realize that I cannot lie.” “You have such an honest face Father, I am sure they will not ask you any questions”, and she gave him the “hair remover”. The aircraft arrived at its destination. When the priest presented himself to customs he was asked, “Father, do you have anything to declare?” “From the top of my head to my sash, I have nothing to declare, my son, he replied. Finding this reply strange, the customs officer asked, “And from the sash down, what do you have?” The priest replied, “I have there a marvelous little instrument destined for use by women, but which has never been used.” Breaking out in laughter, the customs officer said, “Go ahead Father. Next!” ——- .info Domains names for only $4.99, .com only $8.99 at...

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