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JokesAreAwesome.com Latest Jokes JokesAreAwesome.com Latest JokesThere are these three women A redhead a…Where can you buy a 3 headed flying pur…why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more… http://ftr.fivefilters.org/makefulltextfeed.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Fftr.fivefilters.org%2Fmakefulltextfeed.php%3Furl%3Dhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.jokesareawesome.com%252Frss%252Flatest%252F25%252F%26max%3D5&max=5 The 25 latest jokes from the joke database at JokesAreAwesome.com http://jokesareawesome.com/joke/1009/there_are_these_three_women_a_redhead_a… http://jokesareawesome.com/joke/1009/there_are_these_three_women_a_redhead_a… <h2>Joke 1009</h2> <div class=”joke” id=”joke_1009″ readability=”10.791271347249″> <p>There are these three women A redhead a brunette and a blonde. And they start to talk about their daughters. The red head says “you know i caught my daughter with cigars i did not know she smoked!” then the brunette says ” I know! i found booze in my daughters room i didnt know mine drank!” then the blonde says..”OMG i like totally know where ur coming form OMG, i found like these these ummm condoms!? in my daughters room…like OMG i didnt know she had *whispers* a penisssss”</p> <div class=”bottom”> <div class=”rating” id=”rating_joke_1009″> <ul class=”star-rating”><li class=”current-rating”>Currently 3.33333/5 Stars.</li> <li></li> <li></li> <li></li> <li></li> <li></li> </ul></div> <p>tags:</p> </div> </div> <p><strong><a href=”https://blockads.fivefilters.org”></a></strong> <a href=”https://blockads.fivefilters.org/acceptable.html”>(Why?)</a></p> de text/html http://jokesareawesome.com/joke/1009/there_are_these_three_women_a_redhead_a… http://jokesareawesome.com/joke/1008/where_can_you_buy_a_3_headed_flying_pur… http://jokesareawesome.com/joke/1008/where_can_you_buy_a_3_headed_flying_pur… <p><em>[unable to retrieve full-text content]</em></p><p><em>[unable to retrieve full-text content]</em></p><p><em>[unable to retrieve full-text content]</em></p><p><em>[unable to retrieve full-text content]</em></p>Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?<br /> <br /> <br /> Ebay. text/html http://jokesareawesome.com/joke/1008/where_can_you_buy_a_3_headed_flying_pur… http://jokesareawesome.com/joke/1007/why_couldnt_the_teddy_bear_eat_any_more… http://jokesareawesome.com/joke/1007/why_couldnt_the_teddy_bear_eat_any_more… <p><em>[unable to retrieve full-text content]</em></p><p><em>[unable to retrieve full-text content]</em></p><p><em>[unable to retrieve full-text content]</em></p><p><em>[unable to retrieve full-text content]</em></p>why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more thanksgiving dinner?<br /> <br /> he was already stuffed! text/html http://jokesareawesome.com/joke/1007/why_couldnt_the_teddy_bear_eat_any_more… (Why?) Published...

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why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more… [unable to retrieve full-text content] why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more thanksgiving dinner? he was already stuffed!Published...

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Where can you buy a 3 headed flying pur… [unable to retrieve full-text content] Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses? Ebay.Published...

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There are these three women A redhead a…
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There are these three women A redhead a…

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There are these three women A redhead a… Joke 1009 There are these three women A redhead a brunette and a blonde. And they start to talk about their daughters. The red head says “you know i caught my daughter with cigars i did not know she smoked!” then the brunette says ” I know! i found booze in my daughters room i didnt know mine drank!” then the blonde says..”OMG i like totally know where ur coming form OMG, i found like these these ummm condoms!? in my daughters room…like OMG i didnt know she had *whispers* a penisssss” Currently 3.33333/5 Stars. tags: (Why?) Published...

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There are these three women A redhead a…

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There are these three women A redhead a… Joke 1009 There are these three women A redhead a brunette and a blonde. And they start to talk about their daughters. The red head says “you know i caught my daughter with cigars i did not know she smoked!” then the brunette says ” I know! i found booze in my daughters room i didnt know mine drank!” then the blonde says..”OMG i like totally know where ur coming form OMG, i found like these these ummm condoms!? in my daughters room…like OMG i didnt know she had *whispers* a penisssss” Currently 3.33333/5 Stars. tags: (Why?) Published...

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Joke of the Day: Wife came home early

One day, a wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. Naturally, she was very upset. “You are a disrespectful pig!” she cried. “How dare you do this to me! I’m a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I’m leaving you. I want a divorce right away!” The husband replied, “Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened.” “Go ahead,” she sobbed, “but they’ll be the last words you’ll say to me!” So the husband began, “Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn’t eaten for three days. So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night. The ones you wouldn’t eat because you’re afraid you’ll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments! Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don’t wear because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don’t wear because I don’t have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don’t wear just to annoy her and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don’t wear because someone at work has a pair the same.” The husband took a quick breath and continued, “She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said…” “Do you have anything else that your wife doesn’t use?” ——- .info Domains names for only $4.99, .com only $8.99 at...

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